Tales Of Rock 'N Roll

A blind rabbit and a blind viper ran into each other one day - the viper asked the rabbit "What are you?" and the rabbit replied "Well I have a fluffy tail, long ears and long feet." So the snake said "Oh you must be a rabbit." Then the rabbit asked the snake "Ok so what are you?" so the snake explained "I am slimy, I have a forked tongue and release poison from my mouth." So the rabbit said "Oh you must be a Christian."

Sad, but true.

This image pretty much sums it all up...

The Keys to Your Life

Anything good in your life comes from boldly confronting the darkness. Illusions are dangerous, and you benefit from seeing the world as it truly is. Anything bad in your life comes from sinking to the level of those around you. Remember to lift people up, and refuse to participate in anything petty.

Nothing else could possibly bring as much joy to me after spending a nasty Monday on jury duty...



Well...
Perhaps the real thing could!

Just look at the pretty daffodils growing in my yard!

You Are Emerald Green

Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you. Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show. People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate. But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you.

I love rainbows!

Yeah, right...

You Are Disturbingly Profound

You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense. Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you. Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people. No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.

Thank God that this year is a presidential election year. I'm sick of the current administration with all of the warmongering and ultra-conservatism. I'm tired of being fed fear and pseudo-christian values. We need to get a strong Democrat in office, one who knows what she's doing...

If my use of the word "she" isn't clue enough for you, yes, I have decided that our next president should be Hillary Clinton. No offense to her opponent, but I just don't think that he has the experience to do the job...

Let's face it. It takes money to get elected, lots of it! So, if you'd also like to see Hillary become our next president and have a few bucks to spare, please click here!

Let's make this an America that is respected abroad and one that values the personal freedoms of its citizens again!

Why the hell did it take me so long to figure out the absolute PERFECT caption for this userpic?!

Perhaps because I spend too much time looking at little brother...



^ Is there anyone else who loves him around here yet?!

That's what my little Tiayci said.



If I ever get Michael Schenker into my bedroom, I can hang this one on the door!

As I look at my profile here, I notice that among my interests, only one is not linked...

Michael Schenker!

How could this be? Am I the only person on Insane Journal who loves Michael? Michael needs all of the lovin' he can get...

How could anyone not love this?

Gotta go back to work in the morning. How depressing!
I need a little something to cheer me up, and I know just the thing.
Herman Li of DragonForce sure is hot!



But why does he have to have prettier hair than me?!

Visit my profile.
Join me in Gaia.
(Be sure to tell 'em sheschenker sent ya!)

'Cos I'm bored...

Your Heart is Blue and Orange

Your heart is bright and brilliant. You are knowledgeable, wise, and confident. You bring dynamism and sparkle to relationships. You know how to keep your partner hanging on your every word.

What Your Easter Egg Says About You

You are whimsical, spontaneous, and fun loving. You connect well with people, but nature is your true love. Changing locations and scenery is important to your creativity. You are inspired by the surroundings around you.

I have a guilty pleasure...

Country music!

I just can't help it. In the late 70s, country-pop crossover material was considered to be quite the thing. When I used to perform, the vast majority of my material was of that genre. Every song that I write tends to have a bit of a country flavor, even if it is only in the lyrics...

So, don't be surprised if you pop over to my Last.FM profile and catch me listening to Clint Black, Ronnie Milsap, or Brooks & Dunn.

It sure does look strange mixed in with all of that metal music that I love so much though...

In this modern world, there is a drug to relieve anything that troubles you, or so it would seem. Just talk to your doctor about these many new wonder-drugs. That's what the ads tell us. But what really amuses me about these drug ads are the side effects.

Some examples:

A drug for overactive bladder that causes constipation. Take this and you may never "go" again!

An antihistimine that causes upper resiratory infections. Isn't that what you were taking it to avoid?

An antidepressant that causes dry mouth, constipation and nausea. I don't know about anyone else, but if I felt that way, it would make me depressed!

A cure for toenail fungus that may damage your liver. I'll keep my toenail fungus, I think. I'm quite fond of my liver!

A cure for restless legs that increases addictive behavior and sexual activity. I don't have restless legs, but I want to try that one!